Author: nejinara

myriceballs:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lifeofkj:

ninquelen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

otdushi:

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

deanky:

rossjm:

zillion-ronald-manus:

globalchristendom:

anybody else cringe into the astral realm when a youtuber uses what i like to call a “rant avatar”

you know what i mean, like a cartoon image of themselves or other character that represents them that they have on the screen while audio of themselves whining plays over it

every epic libtard exposee response video has one of these and I blame Sargon of Akkad for this